as Sergeant Jock Strapp
as William
as Self
as Chief Superintendent
as Ernie Bragg
as Senior Police Officer
as Singing Caveman / Crapper / German Soldier / Ballerina / Alan A'Dale / Shopper
as Self - Interviewee
as Jake
as Harry
as Chimney Sweep / Mr. Firkin / Gong Basher / Adam / Madrigal Singer / Charles Burke / Mephistopheles
as Twitching Father
as Marco the Cereal Killer
