as Eddie
as John Daniels
as Self
as The Golden Door (voice)
as Host (Chapter 5: 'Judy') (voice)
as Rollerblading Marine's Buddy (segment "Bonestorm")
as Level 2.5 UFO Cult Member
as Self - Director / Executive Producer
as Self - Director
as Aaron Smith
as Less Handsome Officer
as Detective on TV
as Video Instructor November
