as Steve (segment "Cousins?")
as Octavius
as Bruce Tick
as Phileas Fogg
as Ambassador Mercy
as Alan Partridge/Martin Brennan
as Tommy
as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
as Damien Cockburn
as Tom Michell
as Tristram Shandy / Walter Shandy / Steve Coogan
as Simon Garden
as Hades
as Dana Marschz
as David Ershon
