as The Writer
as Richard Nelson
as Hooper
as Glenn Holland
as Narrator (voice)
as Dick Cheney
as Centipede (voice)
as Curt Henderson
as Roy Neary
as Dr. Leo Marvin
as Self
as Bill 'BB' Babowsky
as Det. Chris Lecce
as Pete Sandich
as Colonel Yonatan 'Yonni' Netanyahu
