as Self / host
as Cuneiform Tablet
as Kamerad Kurt Kienast
as Literally Every Man
as Ernst Bartholdi
as Host / Self
as Host / Doktor Ullmaier (voice) / Frau Schlammpeitzinger / Johannes Kepler / The 1% / Harnulf Rohrkrepierer
as Wolfgang van Tütstrudel
as Dr. Alexei Pupok-Nyet
as Johannes Kepler
as Herbie Fuchsel
as Dr. Jenkins / Dr. Jenkins / Self
as His Excellency Commissioner Nikita P. Chrusov
as Protagonist (corporeal)
