as Rufus T. Firefly
as Hammer
as Attorney J. Cheever Loophole
as S. Quentin Quale
as Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush
as Ronald Kornblow
as God
as Wolf J. Flywheel
as Sam Grunion
as Groucho
as Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding
as Professor Wagstaff
as Self (archive footage)
as Peter Minuit
as Otis B. Driftwood
